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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks around, as if looking for a reason not to...

... and does not find one.]


Sure. We just have to get in this carriage...?

[He'll let Kuranosuke board first. He has manners.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll sit down too. And the machinery immediately whirrs to life! They're moving forward, and into the dark tunnel.]

Is it supposed to move this slowly?

[The only thing he has to compare to is the rickety-looking rollercoaster he saw outside.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He leans forward a little, squinting to see what's ahead. The carriage continues and the beginnings of a spooky village can be seen, with ominous lighting, decrepit-looking buildings, and...

As they proceed, the creepy, jerky movements of animatronic demons come into view.]


... What are those?
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Are they not part of the decor...?

[No... As soon as he says that, one looses the arrow it's pointing at them, and it comes soaring straight their way.]

-- Look out!!

[Perhaps a little too forcefully, he shoves Kuranosuke's head downward, and puts himself in the arrow's path!

THONK.

It slams into his stone face and bounces off.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I'm one-third rock golem, a weapon like that won't--

[another arrow comes flying at him while he's not paying attention. it goes THONK as it slams into his nose.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-14 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[the second arrow also falls to the ground. i'm crying i wasn't even going for that but that's the funniest possible reading of it so sure. they bullseye'd his fucking nostril.

he was trying to be cool. this isn't fair.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-15 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[your hair...

he watches it go.

but then there's the telltale sound of more animatronics getting into position to fire again...]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Enough of this!

[He stands up, draws his sword, and deflects the next arrow that flies at them with an elegantly-timed strike of his blade.]
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[personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-02-15 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another arrow shot, another arrow cut down. It kinda looks like he's done this a few times before.]

How much longer is this damned tunnel!?