[superhell] catchall for rynlan

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[ontrend]

There is so much to drink to here. I'm going to come back to life as an alcoholic.

Ah, well. Just one more way to disappoint dear old dad!

[voidshift]

There are worse things to be in life, if you ask me. He should just be satisfied you're alive if you get out of here.

[ontrend]

I think he'll be more scared shitless than anything.

Especially if they already went and cremated me!

[voidshift]

Probably, but I think that'll distract from the alcoholism easily enough?

[ontrend]

Oh, true.

Eh. He'll be back to blowing a gasket about my outfits in no time.

[voidshift]

-what, is there something wrong with them?

[ontrend]

They're too flashy for his liking! He wants me to be in, like, boring old business suits.

[voidshift]

[studying him for a few moments...]

They don't seem like they'd suit you. There's nothing overly flashy about your outfits, anyway.

[local fantasy elf has honestly been out here like 'well there's less fabric to them but otherwise this is normal']

[ontrend]

Compared to the stuff the dudes in my family wear, it's pretty flashy! They're, like, all politicians. They wear the most boring clothes imaginable.

[voidshift]

What? Then how do they show their status? They should at least be wearing the right colors for their nation, if nothing else...

[ontrend]

See, that's what I'm wondering! It's like people think the more stuffy they look the more influential they are. Boooring.

[voidshift]

Well, it's ridiculous of them. From the sounds of it they all look alike, I can't imagine that's actually useful.

[ontrend]

Yeah, totally sucks. Watch a video of some political meeting and you'd barely be able to pick anyone out of a crowd, and that's if they've done something unique with their hair.