[here they are on execution/trial island! kuranosuke is drinking a fishbowl and eating some, idk, fried pickles. not inside the bar itself, but out near the dock.]
[ kon actually has himself a drink, this time, a tequila mockingbird that comes to join kuranosuke with. no food, here, and he's left yoru with dva as he stares out. ]
Welcome to Hell, welcome to Hell. [ tonelessly ] Actual personal demons? Worse nightmares? Fuckery, mostly.
You can't, like, actually call that a murder trial. Right? Like, the justice system here is in shambles, but I don't know what else I expected from hell.
No, that was definitely not a murder trial. That was worse than some classic Dangan Ronpa bullshit. [ i was going to say ace attorney but what if one of ty's characters is an AA??? can't have that. ] I don't know.
Sure didn't come out of the trial or talking to the guy liking him any, but I still don't think Bucky deserved that kind of... fucking execution.
Yeah, that whole thing was definitely, like... a human rights violation? But I'm pretty sure Soldier Boy violated the Geneva Convention by going after a civilian. That shadow thing was still pretty fucked up though...
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Just [(googles death penalty in japan)] hang him like a normal person, Jesus Christ.
[ rng said that we're investigating rides at the carnival, so that's where we are. kon's eyes are narrowed as he assesses them, sideeying the tunnel a little in the process. when he sees kuranosuke, he lifts a hand briefly. ]
On a scale to buzzed to run over by a truck hungover, how're we feeling?
The vibes here are not, like, super OSHA compliant? Maybe last week I would've said something like "what's it gonna do, kill me?" but apparently that's a thing now. So.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration. It's an American government organization that ensures that workplace conditions aren't, like, hazardous and deadly. Our version is JISHA, but the joke is that America usually has the shittier lack of compliance.
kuranosuke is at the bar. there is an empty glass that had something nice from the trial bar in it, and now he is like halfway into three glasses of shitty beer. why do i keep typing shitty bear and having to fix it.]
kon has his pipe lit as he comes into the bar, pausing as he sees kuranosuke. and then he makes his way over and rykers the stool or w/e, plopping down to sit and ordering himself his own shitty beer. yoru's not with him right now so you just get him. ]
then, sure. kuranosuke can get his feelings on it. ]
Bucky killing Hunter pissed me off because it was a soldier killing a civilian, someone that was just concerned about him out of the goodness of his heart when things got fucked up and weird.
Four killing Eto pissed me off because she was more than willing to let someone else take the fall for it. Eto was unhinged, we all figured that out from how she reacted at the end of the first trial. But she wasn't doing anything to anyone and had a source of food if she was a cannibal.
This? There was nothing right about it. A no-win scenario, the Commander called it. None of the votes have felt like the right thing to do, but this least of all.
[kuranosuke gets off the ferry to the animal kingdom, and... pauses to examine the posters in the hallway, actually. if i have to suffer with puns you do too, snow. so that's how we're starting this off.]
[ in the city!! dahna nahnah. so, fortunately, kon has the advantage of already having seen a good portion of the city? the deadzos got it last week after he'd arrived, so he has an idea of where they're going now. having kuranosuke around again is a mood lifter, so some shopping is perfectly fine with him - and there's options all over!
the good news is that includes a lot more clothes options, now. which means that he's dressed like this but with this haori as they do a walkaround. ]
Figure we can explore today and really get to pregaming and party planning after you're all settled in. This island's got just about everything and anything, and what it doesn't have... I can modify, if you need.
[kuranosuke is so stoked. new shops would be great enough on their own - especially with actual, decent clothes! wow! - but getting to reunite with all the deadzos again? even better.]
The city's not so bad. I don't plan on it, but... I could get used to this.
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week 0, sunday
Literally what the fresh hell was all of that...
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Welcome to Hell, welcome to Hell. [ tonelessly ] Actual personal demons? Worse nightmares? Fuckery, mostly.
[ sip ]
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You can't, like, actually call that a murder trial. Right? Like, the justice system here is in shambles, but I don't know what else I expected from hell.
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Sure didn't come out of the trial or talking to the guy liking him any, but I still don't think Bucky deserved that kind of... fucking execution.
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[grumbles]
Just [(googles death penalty in japan)] hang him like a normal person, Jesus Christ.
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wk 1, tuesday
On a scale to buzzed to run over by a truck hungover, how're we feeling?
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Buzzed and feeling like some anklebiter rammed into my legs with a tricycle, but it's fine! I'll power through it.
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[ please don't throw up on me. ]
The vibes here are not, like, super OSHA compliant? Maybe last week I would've said something like "what's it gonna do, kill me?" but apparently that's a thing now. So.
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week 1, saturday
kuranosuke is at the bar. there is an empty glass that had something nice from the trial bar in it, and now he is like halfway into three glasses of shitty beer. why do i keep typing shitty bear and having to fix it.]
Ughhhhhhhhhhh.
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kon has his pipe lit as he comes into the bar, pausing as he sees kuranosuke. and then he makes his way over and rykers the stool or w/e, plopping down to sit and ordering himself his own shitty beer. yoru's not with him right now so you just get him. ]
Say that again.
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[clinks his shitty beer against kon's and then downs the whole thing.]
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God this shit is nasty. [ as he hits the glass down on the bartop. ]
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[SIGHS.]
What a shitshow.
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week 2, saturday
...hey.
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... hey. [ sniff ] Weird to say that was more fucked up than the last two?
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[looks to him with Concern]
...you wanna talk about it, or...
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then, sure. kuranosuke can get his feelings on it. ]
Bucky killing Hunter pissed me off because it was a soldier killing a civilian, someone that was just concerned about him out of the goodness of his heart when things got fucked up and weird.
Four killing Eto pissed me off because she was more than willing to let someone else take the fall for it. Eto was unhinged, we all figured that out from how she reacted at the end of the first trial. But she wasn't doing anything to anyone and had a source of food if she was a cannibal.
This? There was nothing right about it. A no-win scenario, the Commander called it. None of the votes have felt like the right thing to do, but this least of all.
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week 3, monday
It looks pretty nice...
[but this is hell, so like. what's the catch.]
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... okay, so. Time to find out what's going to go wrong.
[ and, so, kon steps forward to go behind the coffee bar. ]
What's your usual?
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[which is.
decidedly unhelpful right about now.]
What about yours?
week 5, monday
"Koala-tea pun," huh... not bad.
wk 7, monday
the good news is that includes a lot more clothes options, now. which means that he's dressed like this but with this haori as they do a walkaround. ]
Figure we can explore today and really get to pregaming and party planning after you're all settled in. This island's got just about everything and anything, and what it doesn't have... I can modify, if you need.
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[kuranosuke is so stoked. new shops would be great enough on their own - especially with actual, decent clothes! wow! - but getting to reunite with all the deadzos again? even better.]
The city's not so bad. I don't plan on it, but... I could get used to this.