...probably. Like, I'm not gonna lie, that crap he said about only 20 people getting an invite is gonna stick with some people. And like, we're in hell, so people are gonna be hella motivated - sorry, couldn't think of a better way to say it - to get out of here.
[...]
Which is stupid, because from the sound of things Satan throws parties a lot, so whoever didn't get an invite this time could just try to get invited later, but like. Whatever. This is what we have to deal with.
Why wouldn't they? It doesn't sound like Satan is only ever going to throw the wrong party.
[do not take kuranosuke's word for it; he's just assuming.]
...guess so. Pretty stupid. I'm hoping those of us who aren't total jackasses outnumber, you know, people like that. [...] I don't know much about first aid, but - anything I can help you with?
Right... so, clean water. And alcohol can also be a disinfectant, but we'll probably wanna make sure we're not, like, using the kind that has sugar added to it. It's gonna sting regardless, but extra things added'll just make it sting worse.
...you gonna be okay? That whole thing seemed - well. It was really rough. I can keep you company for a bit if you'd like. I sure as heck wouldn't want to be alone after all that, if I was you!
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...probably. Like, I'm not gonna lie, that crap he said about only 20 people getting an invite is gonna stick with some people. And like, we're in hell, so people are gonna be hella motivated - sorry, couldn't think of a better way to say it - to get out of here.
[...]
Which is stupid, because from the sound of things Satan throws parties a lot, so whoever didn't get an invite this time could just try to get invited later, but like. Whatever. This is what we have to deal with.
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[He thinks this is all hella stupid, anyway. The phrasing is appropriate.]
... Well, whatever. It's not surprising people like that would end up in a place like this, anyway. So now we have to be prepared to deal with it.
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[do not take kuranosuke's word for it; he's just assuming.]
...guess so. Pretty stupid. I'm hoping those of us who aren't total jackasses outnumber, you know, people like that. [...] I don't know much about first aid, but - anything I can help you with?
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[Hunter is also over here, assuming the worst. But he nods and sighs, before drawing his knees up to his chest.]
... I don't know. All I need is to make sure these don't get infected.
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[SIGHS.]
Right... so, clean water. And alcohol can also be a disinfectant, but we'll probably wanna make sure we're not, like, using the kind that has sugar added to it. It's gonna sting regardless, but extra things added'll just make it sting worse.
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I don't think there's sugar in these. But...
[He is not the alcohol expert.]
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[a beat.]
It's gonna sting like hell though.
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[well
that said
time to pour out some booze onto a napkin and clean out hunter's wounds.]
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[He flinches a little, but otherwise go to town Kuranosuke.]
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[doot doot doo his wounds have been disinfected with vodka]
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[people... are dumb......... anyway, he lets kuranosuke finish up and then, after a beat:]
... Um, thanks. For helping. And, uh, for looking for me too.
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[he smiles.]
...you gonna be okay? That whole thing seemed - well. It was really rough. I can keep you company for a bit if you'd like. I sure as heck wouldn't want to be alone after all that, if I was you!
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It's okay, you don't have to. [And the he scoops up the birb, holding him close to his chest.] I won't be alone, anyway. I have Flapjack.
[Special birds count as people... Maybe.]
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[you go, birb]
But I mean it, I super don't mind hanging around. It's not about having to.