[superhell] catchall for hunter (edgy)

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week 5, monday

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[welcome to the gift shop... which is a prime shitpost location, to be honest. kuranosuke is reading a book about sloths.]

"They have a tendency to fall asleep while hanging off the edge of the Earth. Some think their tendency to let go in their sleep may be the cause of a disturbing decline in the sloth population at the edge of the world"... oi, did a flat earther write this?!

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[Help. Hunter looks up from where he's holding up a questionable mug.]

Flat earther?

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Yeah, someone who thinks Earth is flat? Like, it's totally impossible to fall off the side of the planet. That was proven ages ago.

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Wouldn't all the water fall out too if that was the case...?

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No! It wouldn't! Because gravity!!

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What? I meant, wouldn't all the water fall off the edge if it was flat?

[he makes like, a sliding and then falling motion complete with a little woosh. flat earth waterfall!]

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Oh! Yeah. Yeah, that would happen if the earth was flat, which it isn't, so it doesn't. Flat earthers insist anyway, though. So weird.

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What made them think your world is flat, anyway?

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[he shrugs]

Heck if I know. People are weird.

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I guess weird people are everywhere...

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For real. I think I've met more weirdoes than people who aren't weird.

...but life's more interesting that way.

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[... He thinks for a moment, like he isn't a weirdo himself.]

Yeah... You're right. Weirdos can be some of the nicest people you know, too, I guess.

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Yep! And "normal" people can be total jerks.

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The ones who get to decide what counts as "normal" are usually... bad, anyway.

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[thinks about a certain fashion ceo




nods sagely]