[superhell] catchall for hunter (edgy)

[ontrend]

Comments

[greatvalue]

So you were like a group of historians, or whatever?

[ontrend]

I think we were working for historians. They said they were gonna pay us, but they just gave us Monopoly money in the end.

[binches.]

[greatvalue]

[






i'm sorry but he's staring at him like he's trying to figure out what monopoly means in this context.]

And that's... bad?

[ontrend]

Yeah, it's from a board game. You can't use it to buy anything. So we didn't actually get paid.

[greatvalue]

[He makes a face.]

So they gave you fake snails. And you didn't even get to keep them.

[ontrend]

Oh, we kept it. The monopoly money's in my room, reminding me of how useless it is.

[greatvalue]

Maybe you could try to trade it to Satan at the party.

[ontrend]

...I mean, if enough of us try to drink him under the table... maybe he'll be drunk enough to think it's real money and take it as a bribe...?

[greatvalue]

Would you mistake the fake snails for real snails if you got drunk enough?

[ontrend]

...I like to think probably not, but also, people do dumb shit when they're drunk.