[superhell] catchall for childe

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week 0, saturday

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[softly, with feeling, as kuranosuke sits at the bar and has a glass of shitty beer (since the pink hawaiian the demons provided has been finished off by this point):]

Seriously, what the fuck was all that today...

[toyska]

[WHAT A DING-DANG MOOD. Childe joins Kuranosuke (I'm sorry I forgot their pronouns) with an equally exhausted-sounding sigh.]

That would be suffering they promised us, apparently.

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[laughs it's just he/him i'm just waiting to see how long it takes people who aren't canon familiar to figure out i'm playing a dude]

Greeeeat. Well, hopefully we're not gonna have to deal with this crap again, but I feel like "only 20 people" is gonna stick in some people's minds.

[toyska]

[HELP okay I knew he was a dude in a dress but I didn't know if it was a thing or not]

You'd think it would be obvious that it's some kind of trick, but... the promise of coming back to life is bound to be a strong motivator.

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[nah he just thinks women's clothes are prettier than men's clothes so crossdressing is his hobby.]

Well, yeah... I def want to not be stuck here for the rest of eternity, no offense meant to present company, of course. But, like, it's a fucking party invite. If I don't make it to this one? I'll just try to score an invite to the next party.

Killing someone for it, though? That's too extreme. Especially a sixteen year old kid! Like, what the hell, he should've at least picked on someone his own age, or another soldier, or something. [angrily drinks some shitty beer.] He's old enough to know better.

[toyska]

[He's so valid.

Childe seems content to let him rant, though. He doesn't comment on Bucky one way or the other; he just sighs, tapping his fingers on the bar.]

I doubt anything about this "party" is real to begin with. I wouldn't put it past them to declare the whole thing fake at the last minute.

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I mean, that would fit! It's hell! Like, hello? Classic hellish punishment. Give us hope, then rip it away at the last minute.

Which is why it's extra dumb to doublekill someone about it.

week 2, monday

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[kuranosuke, who is not dressed up for once in his life, comes across childe at the beach.]

So! You're into fishing, huh?

[toyska]

[It is truly such a shame that Kuranosuke revealed himself at trial because imagine how funny it would've been if Childe looked at this man and went "who are you"]

I am! I grew up by the ocean, so it's something I've done all my life, haha.

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[it would have been so funny but alas, strip check happened]

That's pretty cool! My country's an island country, so there's seafood everywhere. I haven't done much fishing myself, though.

[toyska]

[See, Kuranosuke knows what good food is!! Maybe Childe will make his horrific specialty dish for him at some point]

What's it like?

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[yikes]

Well, I live in Tokyo, so, y'know, big city all the way. But you can take a train out and get to the seaside, easy.

[toyska]

[Childe like "you mean Tokoyo???" (no)]

That's good. The last few cities I stayed in were close to the water, too.

week 3, monday

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[iiiiit's a monday! a monday of memshare week, at that. which means when kuranosuke spots childe wherever he happens to be on this fine day, he'll raise a hand to wave at him in greeting.]

Hi-- WHOA!

[


and then they're both dropped into the memshare hole. kuranosuke lands on his ass.]

Ow, what the heck?

[he hasn't noticed the screen yet.]

[toyska]

[Me frowning as I go through my tabs and realizing I lost this one HELP

DOWN THEY GO THOUGH. I think it's funniest if this early in the day before Childe knows this is A Thing so he also eats shit.]

What the--?

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[help

they have both eaten shit, and are now sitting up. NOW kuranosuke notices the screen, and he stares at it as something starts to play on it.]

[toyska]

[I'm

in tears

Childe just blinks a few times before he looks at Kuranosuke.]

What was that?

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...that was something that happened, but why was it on TV?!

[toyska]

I have no idea--wait, it's the day after an execution...

[MATH LADY MEME-ING]

Don't tell me we'll have to deal with this for a whole week.

w7, monday

[toyska]

[I almost wrote Saturday help

Anyway eventually Scaramouche and Childe will stop fighting probably... maybe Childe will die... who knows. Either way, eventually they can see each other again, and Childe will wave!]

Hey! Have you been exploring yet?

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[he is dressed up with a new wig, jacket, romper, and boots.]

Just the shops, mostly! But you guys've had... what, a week around here, right? Any place you like best so far?

[toyska]

[On a future glocksuke post Kuranosuke and Kaveh will have to go shopping together]

We have, but I admit I haven't spent much time on this island. I live over on the one with the snow. [He's so spoiled he truly showed up in the gy and got Snezhnaya Island and a bunch of unnerfed gods to play with.] There's a pretty nice hotel nearby, though, and the bar here serves everything.

[Which is convenient! I think about how this sounds like the setup for a sleazy pickup attempt but it's not]

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[nods rapidly that definitely has to happen]

Oh... [he frowns, remembering his poor ripped up tights... a casualty of the snowy mountain island...] Well, if you're happy with it, I guess that's what matters, right?

...but wait, like, everything? As in, not-weird alcohol everything? Finally.

[toyska]

As far as I'm aware. Though I can't promise that'll stop everyone from drinking the weird ones. [Not naming names. Zagreus.]

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...I mean, to each their own, I guess... if that's how they get their kicks...