[superhell] catchall for childe

[ontrend]

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[ontrend]

[nods rapidly that definitely has to happen]

Oh... [he frowns, remembering his poor ripped up tights... a casualty of the snowy mountain island...] Well, if you're happy with it, I guess that's what matters, right?

...but wait, like, everything? As in, not-weird alcohol everything? Finally.

[toyska]

As far as I'm aware. Though I can't promise that'll stop everyone from drinking the weird ones. [Not naming names. Zagreus.]

[ontrend]

...I mean, to each their own, I guess... if that's how they get their kicks...

[toyska]

[He just. Shrugs. HE DOESN'T KNOW THEIR LIVES.]

I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't that easy at the party, though. It depends on how genuine Satan wants to be in his offer.

[ontrend]

...I heard Satan's the type of guy who, like, goes ice fishing with people?

[toyska]

Oh--yes, I suggested that he take a break.

[So that's what that was about]

[ontrend]

Yeah, he... kinda seems like he needs one, huh? That's the vibe I've been getting from him.

[toyska]

That's because he's bad at his job. [Childe.]

[ontrend]

...look, I'll be honest, if we're trying to get out of hell, I'll take a Satan that's bad at his job over a Satan that's good at it any day of the week.

[toyska]

You'd think so, but it's harder for the rest of us. [It's harder for Childe, specifically, whose opinions are highly biased and mildly crazy.] It's alright, though. I can be patient.

[ontrend]

I mean, if he's that bad at his job, it might also mean there's a way out of here for everyone who can't go to the party too...?

[toyska]

[That gets a wry grin.]

Now that would be convenient.

[ontrend]

We'll just have to wait and see what we can do. Or maybe we can sneak extra people in by dressing them up as people with invites...?

[toyska]

We're still allowed to go. We're just guests, not participants.

[ontrend]

...dress up as participants maybe! We can tell Satan he's just been drinking a lot and must be seeing double if he's like, "Yo, what the heck?"

[toyska]

Unfortunately, the boss is apparently all-seeing, so I'm pretty sure he'd notice us getting dressed. [He seems amused, though.] It's alright. I hear Harrowhark's got some kind of plan--but it's not really a big deal either way. We'll figure something out eventually.

[Childe just believes in his own ability to break out of impossible places tbh]

[ontrend]

[pats childe on the head... (me, not kuranosuke.)]

...guess we'll just have to see what happens and plan on the fly.