ontrend | [superhell] catchall for date

[rng gave me the casino so here we are]

...huh. People did always say gamblers would go to hell. Who knew they were right?

[ cassinnnoo!! ]

... That seems pretty harsh, considering they shove it into your face every three seconds back home.

The pachinko to hell pipeline...

That's one hell of a pipeline to sign up to without prior warning.

Yeah, for real.

Soooo. Which should we try first?

... oh right, what're they gonna do? Send us to hell?

[ bah dum tss. ]

You fancy the tables or the machines?

No preference. Might as well give the machines a try first? They seem simpler.

Yeah, less thinking involve in just pushing some buttons. We’ve got some cash to use, right?

Yep! Let's see if we can double it!

[

good luck buddy]

Yeah, the chances of that outside of beginner's luck will be interesting.

[ heh ]

You go first! Show me how it's done!

[my guy, it's just a slot machine]

[ he just looks at kuranosuke and

puts a coin in the slot machine. ]

That's less exciting than I thought it'd be.

Wait, there’s more.

[ …

he pulls the handle. ]

...

I'm failing to see the appeal here.

Adrenaline rush. If you win, it definitely does something to your brain chemicals. And then you want to keep trying and win again, and again.

...and again, and again, and again, 'til you're broke? 'Cause no way to you just win every time.