[superhell] catchall for date

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week 0, sunday

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[hello date! kuranosuke is on the island with the execution bar, getting some fresh air - well, as fresh as the air can really get in hell - and drinking from a giant fishbowl while eating fried pickles. this is just how things are now.]

Oof, am I right? What the hell was all of that?

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[ hello kuranosuke!! it seems as though life (death?) is going well at least there are fried pickles. ]

Some kind of statement? Really shitty performance art that ended with a man dead?

week 1, tuesday

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[i'm making this tuesday because i didn't see your response to my pc call until just now,,,

anyway! kuranosuke spots date out and about somewhere and waves him over.]

Yo, I've got something for you!

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[ GIFTS. ]

Yeah? What is it?

week 2, monday

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[rng gave me the casino so here we are]

...huh. People did always say gamblers would go to hell. Who knew they were right?

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[ cassinnnoo!! ]

... That seems pretty harsh, considering they shove it into your face every three seconds back home.

week 2, friday

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[hELP OH NO I JUST REALIZED YOU ALREADY HAD A CATCHALL FOR US AND THEN I MADE THIS ONE I'M SORRY

anyway.

after that lovely wake-up call, kuranosuke trudges back to the dorms from wherever he ended up for curfew night. he is glaring at his phone as he walks into the common area.]

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[ THE WAY I SET UP THE PC AND THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS HELP.

oh mood though. date isn't glaring at his phone, but he is sat in the common area glaring at the ceiling so hey! kinda matchies. ]

w2, saturday post trial

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[ well he's drinking but he's taken it to go honestly.

he's somewhere down on the beach just staring out into-- the lava, i guess. ]

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What a fucking mess.

[just sits down next to him.]

...I helped him get dressed this morning. I should have noticed the damn sucker things.

week 3, monday

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[unless otherwise requested we are just going to get dropped STRAIGHT into the memshare hole.



kuranosuke lands painfully on his ass in this dark room with a screen on the wall and sits up, grumbling.]

What the hell...?

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[ date lands directly on his back because lmao funny. ]

Oooowww...

week 3, saturday

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[hi, he's getting so drunk right now.]

Uuuuuuugh.

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Careful, you've gotta walk yourself back to the ferry and get out of here after this.

w4, thursday

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[ help i hate my mortal flesh and need to sleep.

anyway no joke, wherever they are date is bring him a beer. the non-shitty ones. ]

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[thanks date, you're a pal.

kuranosuke takes a long, long drink of the beer once he has it.]

...that doesn't hit the spot quite like I was hoping it would.

[he sounds disappointed.]

w4, saturday

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[the prevailing mood tonight is oof.

anyway, as per usual, kuranosuke can be found at the bar. he's got a glass of beer in front of him, but strangely, it seems to be untouched. he's just sitting with it in front of him, resting his cheek in his hand and staring off into space.]

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[ slips into the seat next to him. ]

...

So, exhausted? Or exhausted and kinda miserable?

week 5, tuesday

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[kuranosuke can be found in... the gift shop, today! he's looking through some of the plushies and doing a double-take when he spots one that looks like date. squinting, he holds it up, turning so that it's in his sights at the same time date is.]

...huh. Strangely accurate!

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Wait, what?

[ hello he wasn’t paying attention, he’s neck deep in about 17 kigus. which he’s gracefully wiggling out from like something out of a cartoon. ]

week 6, monday

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Yo, Date! Catch!

["catch"? catch what? well...





yeah kuranosuke's yeeting himself at date. it's freezing, sue him.]

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[ imagine if date just stood there and let him fall. sipping a latte with no emotions in his heart.






nah he catches him. and stumbles aggressively. fuck. ]

w6, saturday post trial

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[ ARE THEY DRINKING, BUDDY?

BECAUSE DATE SURE IS AT THE TRIAL BAR. ]

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[YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEP.



kuranosuke looks to him with concern.]

...you okay?

w7, monday

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[ at least they're in a BAR in this new hellscape. date is sat at the counter -- aiba back in her usual spot in his literal eye socket, and a fetching cap on his head. ]

Heya. You doing some training before the big day?

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[fingerguns at him]

Yep! Exactly. Can't be slacking now - I'm not planning to trip at the finish line.