[superhell] catchall for date

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[ ........ ]

She says hello.

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So what's it like hanging out with Date all day, Aiba?

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"The best thing I've ever done."

[ how nice ]

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[


squints]

Yell really loud and make him flinch if he's just saying what he wants to hear.

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[ he reminds very still.

is it true? or has he just been doing this half a decade? we'll never know. ]

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[help.



anyway while they're sitting in silence the screen flickers back to life with a memory.]

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[ this is so much more chill than your eye hopping out of your head. ]

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So was it a bloodstain? And was it a proposal? [ the people need to know ]

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No bloodstains. They heard "kekkon" and assumed that, 'cause "proposal" isn't in most of their vocabularies.

[he chuckles, shaking his head.]

My bro has the worst taste in engagement rings.

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[ ................. excuse me. ]

That was an engagement ring?

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Right? What a moron!

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What was it meant to be? It looked huge?

[ kuranosuke, your brother is loaded? ]

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It was supposed to be a jellyfish! Which like... okay, Tsukimi does love jellyfish, but still. That just did not work as an engagement ring. Ha ha...

[but yeah his brother is loaded

his whole family is loaded actually



a memshare to prove it.

well, kuranosuke isn't laughing anymore.]

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[ ah. awkward. ]

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Were you two close? Later on, I mean.

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...yeah. He's an awkward dweeb, but he's a good big brother.

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[ a nod. ]

Good. That looked like messy family dynamics, but the kids that come out of it are always innocent of whatever's going on.

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My dad's a total manwhore.

[he shrugs.]

Everyone knows it. ...stepmom's pretty decent, at least. She could've treated me a lot more poorly than she did.

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[ lmao. the bluntness. ]

Sounds like she's got her head on decently straight. It's not like it's your fault your dad couldn't keep it in his pants.

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Yeah, honestly. She could do better.

[bruh don't just say that about your own dad]

...it could've been a lot worse than it was. Dad's still a jerk who wants me to go into politics, but like, whatever. It's never gonna happen.

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oh. well that snap changes his attitude a bit. ]

What the fuck is it with politicians and not keeping it in their pants? How many issues could be solved in the world if politicians just kept it in their pants?

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...I don't disagree with you, but uh, yikes, dude? Did I strike a nerve?

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[ ugh. ]

Something like that.

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[looks at him expectantly]

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I've had the misfortune of meeting a slimy politician.

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Only one?

[there are so many slimy politicians.]

...but, sorry to hear that. Dickheads in politics can really make your life hard.

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I don't normally rub shoulders with the politically elite, luckily for me.