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My dad's a total manwhore.

[he shrugs.]

Everyone knows it. ...stepmom's pretty decent, at least. She could've treated me a lot more poorly than she did.

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[ lmao. the bluntness. ]

Sounds like she's got her head on decently straight. It's not like it's your fault your dad couldn't keep it in his pants.

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Yeah, honestly. She could do better.

[bruh don't just say that about your own dad]

...it could've been a lot worse than it was. Dad's still a jerk who wants me to go into politics, but like, whatever. It's never gonna happen.

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oh. well that snap changes his attitude a bit. ]

What the fuck is it with politicians and not keeping it in their pants? How many issues could be solved in the world if politicians just kept it in their pants?

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...I don't disagree with you, but uh, yikes, dude? Did I strike a nerve?

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[ ugh. ]

Something like that.

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[looks at him expectantly]

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I've had the misfortune of meeting a slimy politician.

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Only one?

[there are so many slimy politicians.]

...but, sorry to hear that. Dickheads in politics can really make your life hard.

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I don't normally rub shoulders with the politically elite, luckily for me.

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Yeah, they're the worst! I mean, I will totally take advantage of the fact that my dad is loaded, but politics, ew.

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Yeah? Good. I don’t think I’d feel guilty about using a politician for their cash.

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And you totally shouldn't! They make their money because of the taxpayers, so really, their money is our money!

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implying kuranosuke pays taxes]

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[ the one per cent... ]

And scams, and manipulating markets.

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Exaaaaactly. Use all the politicians' money, all the time!!