[superhell] catchall for date

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week 1, tuesday

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[i'm making this tuesday because i didn't see your response to my pc call until just now,,,

anyway! kuranosuke spots date out and about somewhere and waves him over.]

Yo, I've got something for you!

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[ GIFTS. ]

Yeah? What is it?

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hands him a copy of 50 shades of grey]

Got some book recs! Me and one of the demons agreed you'd probably like this one.

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[ wow. i mean, probably. ]

Huh. I think this is the movie Zagreus and I watched last week?

[ hmm. ] The one with miserable BDSM practices?

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Dunno about "miserable"! I just looked at the summary.

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"Miserable" as in I don't think this Grey guy knows what the Sane and Consensual part is.

[ why does he even know this. ]

Which demon recommended it anyway?

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Oh. Yikes, is it a horror story then?

[date, your taste in books.]

Ohhh, uh... Malibu Sunset?

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No, it's smut.

[ BAD SMUT. ]

...

[ sigh. ] This is what happens when you're judged by your cover. [ he is? flicking through the book though? terrible porn aside. ]

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Oh. Yeah, you'll definitely like it then!

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speaking of judging by your cover...]

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Wow.

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[does airquotes]

"Reaction time increasing by 3.6 when exposed to pornography."

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I can’t help it if I’m physically gifted.

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Uh huuuuh.

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[ wow. ]

And how do you reaction 3.6 times faster to stuff?

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Not with porn!

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Everyone has a trigger.

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Sure they do. But when yours is porn, you can't really be surprised when people think you'll enjoy getting more porn.

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Good porn. The good stuff.

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Your profile doesn't specify~

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Well I didn’t write it. Otherwise it’d be clearer.

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Hahaha, noted.