[superhell] catchall for chandra

[ontrend]

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[astika]

[well, chandra will take this over him yelling in his ear.]

What did you receive?

[ontrend]

[kuranosuke whips out... this!! it's closed, so it just looks like some stacked flowers for now.]

It's got a bunch of makeup in it! I can keep myself occupied trying out new looks for sure.

[astika]

So, it doesn't seem anyone received anything particularly useful. Figures.

[ontrend]

I mean, what did you expect? This is hell.

[astika]

I'm aware, yes, but it doesn't hurt to verify patterns.

[ontrend]

So... any patterns so far? Like, not in terms of usefulness, but in terms of who got something...?

[astika]

Considering the timing and message, it almost certainly has to do with the farce of a trial.

[ontrend]

...gonna be honest, I barely remember the trial because I was so drunk during it.

[astika]

Yes, you made that difficult to miss.

[ontrend]

Whatever, no one should have to be sober for eternal damnation anyway.

[astika]

I believe the point of damnation was suffering as well, and I doubt hangovers count.

[ontrend]

I laugh in the face of damnation and suffering! If I'm blackout drunk when it's happening, then as far as my memory is concerned it's like it never happened!

[is


is that how this works.]

[astika]

...

Well, every village needs an idiot or two to keep the mood up, I suppose.

[ontrend]

Hey, that's unnecessarily rude!

[astika]

Was it? You clearly weren't trying to make an intelligent remark, so you have no reason to be offended.

[ontrend]

[sticks his tongue out at him]

Whatever! If Satan can't properly torment me because I'm too drunk to care what's going on, I'm the one who wins in the end.

[astika]

Strictly speaking, there's nothing stopping him from condemning you to eternity here and revoking the alcohol, so you'd actually lose in the end.

[ontrend]

How would he do that? There's booze all over the place.

[astika]

Do you really think he couldn't remove it if he wanted to? Ultimately, your ability to get drunk is at the whim of those who oversee this domain, not yours.

[ontrend]

Sounds like a lot of effort for him to go through just to fuck with one person! He's got other things to deal with, probably.

[astika]

Indeed, you're probably so insignificant he wouldn't bother. I'm just pointing out that your resistance of getting drunk doesn't mean anything to him, either.

[ontrend]

...do you, like, say things the way you do on purpose or what?

[astika]

[he just raises an eyebrow.]

[ontrend]

Iii'm gonna take that as a yes.

[astika]

You're free to take it however you like.