[superhell] catchall for chandra

[ontrend]

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[ontrend]

Huh... I wonder if they had a "waiting period" like we did too. Guess I'll have to ask 'em.

[astika]

Maybe, maybe not. They've tried out different systems over the years, apparently.

[ontrend]

...I guess it makes sense that hell would change just like anywhere else...

[astika]

Honestly, the systems in this version of Hell are so human-like that it's ridiculous.

[ontrend]

What other systems have they tried?

[astika]

I don't know the specifics.

But it says much of what you need to know about how things are run here that Satan says he applied for the job with a resume.

[ontrend]

...what the hell? That's weird. That's really weird!

[astika]

[tiredly,]

I know.

[ontrend]

And you've had to live with this knowledge for weeks...

[astika]

Well, yes. In general, Satan has been... underwhelming.

[ontrend]

That doesn't sound like the word you want to use to describe him.

[astika]

He seems kind of pathetic, frankly.

[ontrend]

I mean, I guess from the perspective of a literal god...

[astika]

He wouldn't be much from a human perspective either, if you ever watch him try to fish.

[ontrend]

...was he that bad at fishing?

[astika]

He wasn't catching anything, so yes.

[ontrend]

Wow. That's kinda sad.

[


kuranosuke has never caught a fish in his life.]

[astika]

Yes, that was pretty much the atmosphere upon meeting him in person.

[ontrend]

Sucks to be him...