[superhell] catchall for ryo

[ontrend]

Comments

[preordain]

... that would probably be for the best, yes.

[ontrend]

Maybe if I drink Satan far enough under the table we can get all of us outta here. It's gotta be easier for other people to win once he's already dead drunk from the first contest, right?

[preordain]

Hm, that's true. Although when I asked him exactly how the contest will be organized he wouldn't tell me.

[ontrend]

...he probably doesn't want us planning a strategy ahead of time. [he frowns] I guess it could be like, hot dog eating contests. Where everyone's competing at the same time.

[preordain]

Hm... yeah, logically that would make the most sense, if it's meant to be fair across the board.

[ontrend]

Guess so... weird to think about hell caring much about fairness though.

[preordain]

Satan himself isn't really who you would consider to be someone in charge of hell.

[ontrend]

Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting...

[preordain]

I guess because it's more of a job title than anything, here...

[ontrend]

Guess so... still weird to think about. The Christians must be losing their minds.

[preordain]

[ he actually laughs a little at that. ]

I guess they would have to change some things.

[ontrend]

I'd love to see them react to this in real time, actually.

[preordain]

It would probably cause a lot of disarray, I think.

[ontrend]

Sure would. It'd be hysterical.

[preordain]

[ help ]

Not a fan of Christians?

[ontrend]

It's not that, exactly, it just seems like it'd be really funny. Because this is not the kind of hell they tell everyone exists.

[preordain]

Hm? What are you talking about, I always imagined hell to have weird stalker animals.

[ontrend]

[stares at him]

[preordain]

Didn't you? It's common knowledge.

[ontrend]

Now you're just fucking with me.

[preordain]

Why would I do that?

[ he says it so seriously ]

[ontrend]

[just. stares at him.]

[preordain]

[ stares back ]

[ontrend]

You're the type of person to go online and troll people, huh.

[preordain]

Only if they deserve it.