[superhell] catchall for ryo

[ontrend]

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[preordain]

Do you still have it?

[ontrend]

Yeah.

[he pulls his little bat friend out of his purse and takes its head off.





it is a taser.]

[preordain]

[ HELP ]

... well. That can still be useful for when you're home.

[ontrend]

Sure can! Hopefully I won't ever have to use it, but, y'know. There are some weirdos in Tokyo, and not the endearing kind.

[preordain]

Of course there is, you have to fill up hell somehow.

[ with living weirdos ]

[ontrend]

Ehhhh. They can get banished to whichever island the hamster gets stuck on.

[they can suffer.]

[preordain]

Apparently he escapes a lot.

[ontrend]

Of course he does. That just figures.

[preordain]

When I spoke to Saran earlier, she said she was going to try to get a restraining order against him.

[ontrend]

...what do you think the chances are that HPD will actually enforce it?

[preordain]

Not high.

And do you think that rat would even listen to it?

[ontrend]

...honestly, he seems like such a perv he'd get a thrill out of knowing he had a restraining order and showing up anyway.

[preordain]

[ ugh. ]

Probably. Some people like to see what they can get away with.

[ontrend]

Yeah, for real. Well... hopefully Alex'll figure out what to do about him.

[preordain]

She'll have a lot to figure out. If we actually succeeded, that's a lot of changes.

[ontrend]

...man, who'd have thought we'd be thinking about societal reform in Hell.

[preordain]

[ he makes a face ]

It's not what I signed up for.

[ontrend]

Don't think any of us signed up for hell at all, actually...

[there's a joke about apps here but im too sleepy to make it funny]

[preordain]

I would have asked to just be sent to normal hell if there was a choice.

[ontrend]

...I guess that's kind of the point, huh? Like, if there's some other version of hell you'd actually prefer, of course you'd suffer more in the one you wouldn't.