[hello!! they are outside the animal kingdom. kuranosuke has found his way out through the biomes and is now... reading the informational signs on the outside of them.
he looks displeased as he's reading his own. "few can beat how dumb this bitch is"...]
Wooooow. Tell me how you really feel.
[he can't even really refute it though because he sure is sipping from a to-go cup of alcohol while he reads.]
[ help. this is a mood. lu bixing glances over at him, and glances at the list, and then winces extremely sympathetically. oh no. ]
...Well, if it makes you feel better, the majority of these are absolutely ridiculous lies... I've never even heard of a caffeine pill that turns your saliva to espresso. So, maybe it's secretly a compliment....?
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week 5, monday
he looks displeased as he's reading his own. "few can beat how dumb this bitch is"...]
Wooooow. Tell me how you really feel.
[he can't even really refute it though because he sure is sipping from a to-go cup of alcohol while he reads.]
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...Well, if it makes you feel better, the majority of these are absolutely ridiculous lies... I've never even heard of a caffeine pill that turns your saliva to espresso. So, maybe it's secretly a compliment....?
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[he is so offended by being called a dumb bitch
even though it's true]
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[ he gives kuranosuke a little nudge. ] So they're really saying you're brilliant.
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[he grins]
Thanks. You're pretty good at cheering people up.
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Do you think so? I don't know. I just call it like I see it.
[ no, he's walking sunshine. ] Besides. [ he reaches up and pats his own little plaque. ] It has to be the opposite. I have great taste.
[ you really don't ]
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[ljh is good enough taste in kuranosuke's books not to count lbx as having shit taste, actually.]
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Though, the part about kissing a frog's kind of funny, I think. My own fairytale!
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[surely ljh knows lbx would still love him if he was a frog so it's fine, right......]
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Mm… he might just write counter roasts.
[ which would be extremely cute of him ] Who knows. He was in a really good mood earlier, so, we’ll see.
I wonder who wrote them?
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[he doesn't sound sure about that, though.]
Though they'd probably say they don't get paid enough to do this much writing.
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[ he can really hear this whole fairytale in lavi's voice if he thinks hard enough. ]
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[he studies the signs again, trying to think of who might have written what.]