[ help. this is a mood. lu bixing glances over at him, and glances at the list, and then winces extremely sympathetically. oh no. ]
...Well, if it makes you feel better, the majority of these are absolutely ridiculous lies... I've never even heard of a caffeine pill that turns your saliva to espresso. So, maybe it's secretly a compliment....?
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...Well, if it makes you feel better, the majority of these are absolutely ridiculous lies... I've never even heard of a caffeine pill that turns your saliva to espresso. So, maybe it's secretly a compliment....?
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[he is so offended by being called a dumb bitch
even though it's true]
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[ he gives kuranosuke a little nudge. ] So they're really saying you're brilliant.
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[he grins]
Thanks. You're pretty good at cheering people up.
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Do you think so? I don't know. I just call it like I see it.
[ no, he's walking sunshine. ] Besides. [ he reaches up and pats his own little plaque. ] It has to be the opposite. I have great taste.
[ you really don't ]
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[ljh is good enough taste in kuranosuke's books not to count lbx as having shit taste, actually.]
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Though, the part about kissing a frog's kind of funny, I think. My own fairytale!
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[surely ljh knows lbx would still love him if he was a frog so it's fine, right......]
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Mm… he might just write counter roasts.
[ which would be extremely cute of him ] Who knows. He was in a really good mood earlier, so, we’ll see.
I wonder who wrote them?
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[he doesn't sound sure about that, though.]
Though they'd probably say they don't get paid enough to do this much writing.
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[ he can really hear this whole fairytale in lavi's voice if he thinks hard enough. ]
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[he studies the signs again, trying to think of who might have written what.]