[superhell] catchall for hunter (edgy)

[ontrend]

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[greatvalue]

Hey.

[He moves to join him, blatantly giving him a look over.]

I know you said you were fine, but...

[You came back from a CYOA, buddy??]

[ontrend]

[he has literally zero injuries.]

I meant it. Check me out - not a scratch!

[greatvalue]

[...]

No offense, but how?

[EVERYONE ELSE WAS FUCKED UP.]

[ontrend]

Dude, I wish I knew. Someone up there really likes me, I guess.

[fucking dice.]

not me accidentally hitting post comment without finishing my tag

[greatvalue]

[It's giving Sheila not getting a single scratch in her 7rings CYOA. Help.]

Whoa... Good for you, man! [Thank you, dice. He seems relieced.] Where did you guys go, anyway?

[ontrend]

It was, like... Finland, I think? Where Tuuri's from.

[greatvalue]

[me noticing the typo in my last tag nooo

Anyway, thank you for giving some context as to what Finland is because he sure was about to ask.]

... Did you go through through something she experienced? Like what happened to me, Tuuri and Itto a while ago.

[ontrend]

I think so, yeah. That's what it seemed like, ayway... it wasn't the exact same place, but I saw some creatures in her memories the other week that were really similar to some of the things we came across.

[greatvalue]

This realm sure likes to draw inspiration from our worlds...

[It's copyright infringement. Someone's gonna get sued.]

Do you mind if I ask what happened to you guys?

[ontrend]

I don't mind. We were, like... we were in a meeting room of some kind to start off? And we had all our own memories, but we also had memories of people who lived in that world.

We were part of an expedition to go out and find old books.

[greatvalue]

So you were like a group of historians, or whatever?

[ontrend]

I think we were working for historians. They said they were gonna pay us, but they just gave us Monopoly money in the end.

[binches.]

[greatvalue]

[






i'm sorry but he's staring at him like he's trying to figure out what monopoly means in this context.]

And that's... bad?

[ontrend]

Yeah, it's from a board game. You can't use it to buy anything. So we didn't actually get paid.

[greatvalue]

[He makes a face.]

So they gave you fake snails. And you didn't even get to keep them.

[ontrend]

Oh, we kept it. The monopoly money's in my room, reminding me of how useless it is.

[greatvalue]

Maybe you could try to trade it to Satan at the party.

[ontrend]

...I mean, if enough of us try to drink him under the table... maybe he'll be drunk enough to think it's real money and take it as a bribe...?

[greatvalue]

Would you mistake the fake snails for real snails if you got drunk enough?

[ontrend]

...I like to think probably not, but also, people do dumb shit when they're drunk.