[superhell] catchall for chandra

[ontrend]

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[astika]

Something like that.

[looking at kuranosuke's haul, chandra really doesn't see why humans need so many clothes but he does not say this out loud. he goes to retrieve most of his other belongings, shoving them into compartments in the cloak.]

Just don't go overboard.

[ontrend]

I got something nice yesterday too! I wonder why...

[it's fine.

kuranosuke seems happy as a clam as he organizes the clothes, though. this probably the happiest he's been since he ended up in hell. he's not even drunk right now!]

[astika]

[well, chandra will take this over him yelling in his ear.]

What did you receive?

[ontrend]

[kuranosuke whips out... this!! it's closed, so it just looks like some stacked flowers for now.]

It's got a bunch of makeup in it! I can keep myself occupied trying out new looks for sure.

[astika]

So, it doesn't seem anyone received anything particularly useful. Figures.

[ontrend]

I mean, what did you expect? This is hell.

[astika]

I'm aware, yes, but it doesn't hurt to verify patterns.

[ontrend]

So... any patterns so far? Like, not in terms of usefulness, but in terms of who got something...?

[astika]

Considering the timing and message, it almost certainly has to do with the farce of a trial.

[ontrend]

...gonna be honest, I barely remember the trial because I was so drunk during it.

[astika]

Yes, you made that difficult to miss.

[ontrend]

Whatever, no one should have to be sober for eternal damnation anyway.

[astika]

I believe the point of damnation was suffering as well, and I doubt hangovers count.

[ontrend]

I laugh in the face of damnation and suffering! If I'm blackout drunk when it's happening, then as far as my memory is concerned it's like it never happened!

[is


is that how this works.]

[astika]

...

Well, every village needs an idiot or two to keep the mood up, I suppose.

[ontrend]

Hey, that's unnecessarily rude!

[astika]

Was it? You clearly weren't trying to make an intelligent remark, so you have no reason to be offended.

[ontrend]

[sticks his tongue out at him]

Whatever! If Satan can't properly torment me because I'm too drunk to care what's going on, I'm the one who wins in the end.

[astika]

Strictly speaking, there's nothing stopping him from condemning you to eternity here and revoking the alcohol, so you'd actually lose in the end.

[ontrend]

How would he do that? There's booze all over the place.

[astika]

Do you really think he couldn't remove it if he wanted to? Ultimately, your ability to get drunk is at the whim of those who oversee this domain, not yours.

[ontrend]

Sounds like a lot of effort for him to go through just to fuck with one person! He's got other things to deal with, probably.

[astika]

Indeed, you're probably so insignificant he wouldn't bother. I'm just pointing out that your resistance of getting drunk doesn't mean anything to him, either.

[ontrend]

...do you, like, say things the way you do on purpose or what?

[astika]

[he just raises an eyebrow.]